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Baneus Singollo

Bane is best described as a fantasy obsessive, spending his time playing RPGs, reading SF novels and watching anime; his mind permanently floating in a kind of romantic haze, from which he emerges only rarely, when Cyan tells him to make the tea. Why Cyan does not invest in a tea urn is beyond the scope of this discussion (and possibly of comprehension).

His current obsession changes with his mood, but an edited shortlist of his non-hedgehog interests would include Final Fantasy, Lord of the Rings, The Wheel of Time, Cardcaptor Sakura, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Highlander, and several others. As you can see, there is little room in his head for reality.

On top of this, he would be the first to describe himself as a yaoi-boy, has a tendency to totally ignore gender distinctions, and a taste for the kinky. Unbridled romanticism only makes it worse.

Bane is occasionally considered an artist. This may be due to a newly discovered mental condition dubbed malumania. Conversely, it may be nothing more than his tendency to wear black roll-neck sweaters and say anything that comes into his fuzzy head. He inhabits the same sort of wiry monitor nest that Cyan does.

heh

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salutations

like me to your deviant art site plez

Hello
(And now none of you know who I am!)

<Cyan> my cat is bored ;P
<Cyan> so I told him, "If you're bored, clean my room" ;P
<Cyan> cat ~/room | sort > ~/room.new

The notorious Cyan Helkaraxe could only be called an engineer by those who would call Dr. Eggman a scientist; partially accurate, but by no means the whole story...

Cyan is a rodent of wide interests, who has applied his unique talents to many fields; especially in electronics, machine-level programming, and music. He is most well known to the wider world for his early and essential work -- which led to his place on the (now discontinued) SSRG -- creating hacking and editing utilities for the Sonic ROMs, for use in the emulation scene.

His unique talents have been showcased on his own two previous web sites - firstly, the Underground Zone, where he was the first to take a violently pro-Sonic Underground stance on the net - and then Sonic Server, a gaffa-tape home-foam Linux box designed solely to hold the things too weird for emulationzone.org. Of note among these are Cyan's collection of fan art - not to be missed by lovers of wobbly mouse lines!

In person, Cyan is a mild and unobtrusive rodent, who seeks only to do his good work to an unsuspecting world. This mildness lasts right up to the point where someone mentions Windows.

im gonna have nightmares

this is my god