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« on: June 09, 2009, 01:07:35 PM »

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/5313797/

There's gonna be a shortage for a while.
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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2009, 02:27:27 PM »

I've eaten dog treats that tasted better than Slim Jims.
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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2009, 03:41:55 PM »

I've eaten dog treats that tasted better than Slim Jims.

Damn, I gotta get me some of those dog treats...
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 03:47:30 PM »

Slim Jims are nasty.
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2009, 03:56:39 PM »

I'm pretty sure they're dog treats for people. But dog treats are better. Really.
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2009, 04:18:14 PM »

The shit that I shit after I eat Slim Jims tastes better than Slim Jims
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2009, 05:50:47 PM »

ITT niggas with no taste.
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2009, 05:59:31 PM »

Some tragedy happened and we think of Slim Jims. Neato.
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2009, 06:42:12 PM »

The shit that I shit after I eat Slim Jims tastes better than Slim Jims

lol sick
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2009, 07:39:13 PM »

What I want to know is the role of ammonia in the production of Slim Jims.
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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2009, 07:43:30 PM »

slim jims are awesome. feels like i got some protein in me after eating one. LIKE THE GUY IN UNBREAKABLE WHO WAS LIKE "listen dude,  i have to get some chicken in me"
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2009, 08:35:19 PM »

I had a Slim Jim once and did not enjoy it.
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2009, 08:44:48 PM »

Cake have you ever lit a lighter or stove under a Slim Jim? It makes it really flavorful and BBQy.
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2009, 09:04:04 PM »

no. but now i will.
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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2009, 09:12:11 PM »

They will sizzle and pop and drip and turn blackish, but that's normal.
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« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2009, 10:34:32 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2009, 11:17:32 PM »

I just buy the unwrapped jerky they sell at local convenience stores

using the tongs
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« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2009, 05:44:15 PM »

Some tragedy happened and we think of Slim Jims. Neato.

The tragedy sucks. After almost 40 violations in the plant over ten years, I'm hoping the expected lawsuit bankrupts the company, Chef Boyardee and all.

The reason I mentioned Slim Jims is because this is the primary plant that produces them. Actually, it might be the only plant that does.
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